Nasty Man Elf with no tights...

Over the weekend a friend & I went to ATL for a day of exploring...what a day it was...between good conversation & company...reading cosmo...people watching & art gazing...it was a great day...if only I had more of those...while in HotLanta we came across a Man Elf...I know it's Christmas time & you see them this time of year...but this Man Elf was different...meaning he worked his Elf outfit a little different than other elf's...he chose to not wear the mandatory tights...to be honest I know men & tights don't usually go together...but...the way I look at it...if you already have the green jacket/shirt/man dress on along with the hat & shoes...what goes thru your mind to make you rebel against the tights...I'm not sure about that...so here's what I saw...a GROWN MAN ELF...decked out in his elfness minus the tights...though he was clever enough to add candy cane whitie tidies...that's right...we saw his underwear...LMAO...no I didn't go lift his green thing up to see what he had on under it...I think God was laughing @ him...yes I think God has humor...and the reason I say this was because the wind was blowing...blowing pretty steady...making his green thing flap in the wind & show his candy cane underwear...LMAO...I've not laughed that hard in some time...though to make it even better...he was smoking a cigar..."No kids, not all Man Elves want to show their underwear & smoke"..."he was in charge of weighing the coal for the naughty kids"...so the moral of this story is..."If you don't want the Nasty Man Elf to show up you better be nice!"