Say What...

a few lines from a couple different conversations that I endured last night...

"not to stalk you or anything...but I was wanting to make sure you were cool & comfortable with what we have together."

"they were broken up one whole day before you know who hooked up"

"it was so pretty that it made me want to drool on it"

"he's the one that caught your attention from the parking lot"

"alrighty then...bring on the whips...chains...and handcuffs"

"dang...we've got a serial dater"

"they want to tell you they love you...then knock a girl up...and then propose and get married all in the same month"

"I can handle it if you can"