Hey You...

to the lady with 8 kids & pregent with the 9th...you can kiss my ass...do I look like I'm here to cater to you...or keep your unruly children in line...don't think so...I'm here to greet your sorry ass with a smile & direct you in the way you need to go...I can't help that the state has told you that you'll have to buy your babies milk until the first of May...I also can't help that you have decided to birth children by 6 different men...so you know what I have to say to you...keep your legs closed...spank those brats that are driving you nuts...and get a damn job!!!!!!!

to the slacker guy that smells like a mixture between a wet ashtray & a dog...when I tell your stupid ass that the front of the building is a smoke free zone...that's what I mean...it's not that I'm bored & don't have anyone to talk to...sooo...when I make it a point to tell you...DON'T SMOKE THERE...I mean it...then when you go back out for your 4th smoke within 30 minutes...just because you want to kill yourself...doesn't mean that all of us non smokers want to kick over dead with you...after you have lit up...I walk outside to let you know I'm serious about you not smoking in that area...I wish a mother would step up on me...you know...the look you shot me just reinforces the fact that...there are humans walking around sucking air that are such a frinkin waste of space!!

to the little girl with the big brown eyes...you are cute as a button...sorry your Mom is a looser...can't hold a job & expects the state to raise you...if I could...I'd take you home with me & give you the attention & love that you deserve...bless your heart...you have bruises & dark circles under your eyes...you've only been in the world for 18 months...your mom has been to jail for hurting you...I hope she stops & that you grow up to have a wonderful life...I want to hug you & kiss you all over...to let you know that everything is going to be okay...but I can't...so I sit here & wish that not everyone that has a vagina could pop a baby out...I'm sorry you've been given the life that you have...I just hope & pray you make it to your 2nd birthday!

to the guy that comes in twice a week for his teeth to be worked on...thanks for bringing me starbucks this morning...you are a heaven sent...thanks...you even told me a joke...so be it if it was corny...but since you brought me coffee...I'll give you a little bit of my time...though don't take my giggles the wrong way...I've seen you eyeing me from across the room before...I know you make it a point to say hi & try to hang out at my desk when you come in...lets just say this...thanks for the coffee...now move along & stare at someone else!