"Business Time"

On my way to work this morning I was thinking about...

Something that makes me burst out laughing...

• 'Business Time' by Flight of the Concords
  from the album The Distant Future (2007)
  

Song Lyrics

Ahh yeah, that’s right baby
Girl
Tonight we're gonna make love
You know how I know baby?
Cuz its Wednesday
And Wednesday night is the night that we make love.
Tuesday night is the night that we go and visit your mother
But Wednesday night is the night that we make love.
Cuz everything is just right, Conditions are perfect.
There's nothing good on TV
Conditions are perfect.
You lean in close and say something sexy like
"I might go to bed I've got work in the morning."
I know what you're trying to say baby.
You're tryin to say
"Ooh yeah, it's business time, it's business time."
It’s business, it's business time!
That’s what your trying to say
Your trying to say lets get down to business
Its business time.
Its business, its business time
Thats what you're tryin to say, you're tryin to say lets get down to
business it's business time!
Ooh, Next thing you know were in the bathroom brushing our teeth.
That's all part of it. That's foreplay.
Then you go sort out the recycling, that's not part of it but it's still
very important.
Then we're in the bedroom.
You're wearing that ugly old baggy
t-shirt from that team building exercise you did for your old work,
and it's never looked better on you.
Mmmhh, team building exercise 99'
Oh you don't know what you're doing to me.
I remove my jeans but trip over them
cuz i've still got my shoes on, but then I turn it into a sexy dance.
Next thing you know I'm down to just my socks and you know
when I'm down to just my socks what time it is. It's time for
business.
It's business time.
Its buisness, its business time
You know when I’m down to just my socks its time for business,
that’s why they call them business socks
Its buisness, its business time
Ooh, makin love
makin love for two
makin love for two minutes.
When its with me you only need two minutes
cuz I’m so intense
Two minutes in heaven is better then one minute in heaven
You say sumthing like
“Is that it?”
I know what your trying to say
Your trying to say “Ahh ya that’s it”
Then you tell me you want some more
Well im not surprised, But im quite sleepy.
Its business, its business time
Business hours are over, baby
Its business, its business time.

****What more can I say...this song says it all...LMAO...I know the lyrics don't do it justice...but hearing them sing it...or even better...seeing them sing it...is priceless...just knowing that two grown men are thinking this but willing to put their balls on the line & sing it...I find it laugh out loud funny!!****