Texting Whore...

I guess if I didn't know myself or my friends...I might would take being called a "Texting Whore" the wrong way...but seeings how I do know myself & have always been open & honest with friends...I kinda like my new title..."Hi nice to meet you"..."oh you can just call me Texting Whore"...lol...this comes from several rapid text messages being sent...the following is how I earned my new title...

SB: Paging High Heel Tramp!
HHT: Yes SugarBeth
SB: Report on your sexual situation from yesterday
HHT: He had nice shoes & you know that turns me on
SB: Man = you being turned on
HHT: Whore. I'm not that easy
SB: Yeah right $20 says you took him back to your place
HHT: Hey, I don't have a "Sin Den" or "Pleasure Treasure Chest"
SB: We're not talking about me
HHT: I know, but you share great adventures with me
SB: I'm waiting...
HHT: so we did the deed & it was terrible
SB: you couldn't show him how to make it better???
HHT: I'm not a pro like you & he wasn't having any part of me telling him how to reposition himself so that I can get some pleasure...it took maybe 5 minutes & he was snoring...I was mortified...he has such great shoes!
SB: How many times have I said...great shoes don't = great lover
HHT: From what I've heard about you...you know how to please a man & leave him wanting more...I wish I heard that about myself just once
SB: If you stopped sleeping with every guy with great shoes & form a relationship with someone...then you would enjoy it more.
HHT: Everyone can't be as smooth as you...your a texting whore...guys drop what they are doing to come running for you...even if you've not slept with them...all you have to do is send a text & the next thing anyone knows...you're sharing an adventure that you had last night!