Things not to say...

Things a woman don't want to be told...when looking to maybe find a man to spend some quality time with...

...I'm hung like a horse...
...I'm as hard as a wooden bat...
...I'm thick like a sledge hammer...
...I'd like to cum on your neck...
...I bet you swallow...
...I can tell just by your pic that you like it from the back...
...I'd like you to mount me...
...I'd like to stick you hard all night long...
...I'd let you deep throat me...
...Bet I could make you scream...

the sad part about it...the list just keeps going...what goes thru a mans mind that any of the above would work in their favor...I just don't understand...come on now...if it does anything at all for me...it makes me want to turn you into the cops for wanting to rip a womans insides out...lol...these are supposed to be grown men...whatever...